A consideration of the Bad Bitch playlist, Jane Fonda, my skillz
SEX:
say goodbye to this good pussy
only top shelf dick for me
it was a one time thing (so sorry for your loss)
subservient men to the front
my booty
you will never fuck me
you’ll do anything to fuck me
shell out for sex with me
I'm an absolute freak
I have specific tastes
I’m deeply thirsty
I am immune to thirst
worship me
don’t bother with attempts at romance
I am not interested in love
I’m an extraordinary, if not legendary, lay
CRIME:
murder (of boyfriend)
property destruction
credit card fraud
watch your back, I’m coming for you
experimental surgery/Frankenstein-ing
CHEATERS WILL BE...
financially punished
physically harmed
stripped of meaningful belongings (to the left, to the left)
I AM TERRIFYING:
I am a god
I am a monster
I am the devil
I am the chosen one
I am capricious and my demands must be met
SHOPPING:
you want to buy me things
I don’t need you to buy me things
“Spend his income on my outfit”
I have a shopping addiction and it’s not a problem, it’s actually a solution
DON'T COME FOR MY MAN:
lol that you think you could
what happens if you do, after this warning, is not my responsibility
OTHER:
drugs and alcohol
I look hot
I do whatever I want
you’ll be sorry
I’m profoundly over you
you are my bitch
I only need myself
money is all that matters to me
you should leave him
I’m gonna shake my ass
everyone wants to be me
I party harder than you can comprehend
SEX:
say goodbye to this good pussy
only top shelf dick for me
it was a one time thing (so sorry for your loss)
subservient men to the front
my booty
you will never fuck me
you’ll do anything to fuck me
shell out for sex with me
I'm an absolute freak
I have specific tastes
I’m deeply thirsty
I am immune to thirst
worship me
don’t bother with attempts at romance
I am not interested in love
I’m an extraordinary, if not legendary, lay
CRIME:
murder (of boyfriend)
property destruction
credit card fraud
watch your back, I’m coming for you
experimental surgery/Frankenstein-ing
CHEATERS WILL BE...
financially punished
physically harmed
stripped of meaningful belongings (to the left, to the left)
I AM TERRIFYING:
I am a god
I am a monster
I am the devil
I am the chosen one
I am capricious and my demands must be met
SHOPPING:
you want to buy me things
I don’t need you to buy me things
“Spend his income on my outfit”
I have a shopping addiction and it’s not a problem, it’s actually a solution
DON'T COME FOR MY MAN:
lol that you think you could
what happens if you do, after this warning, is not my responsibility
OTHER:
drugs and alcohol
I look hot
I do whatever I want
you’ll be sorry
I’m profoundly over you
you are my bitch
I only need myself
money is all that matters to me
you should leave him
I’m gonna shake my ass
everyone wants to be me
I party harder than you can comprehend